Race Recap: 2016 Flying Pig, Cincinnati

Saturday
Travel racing is officially a thing!

I slept over at Michele's, so that we could expedite the 4 am departure.  (Yes, you read that correctly.  Eeeeepppp).  And even at that, we arrived at the airport with less than 45-60 minutes to departure.  Silly me, I thought we had PLENTY of time.  And OF COURSE, this would be the first random Monday morning that Atlanta is backed up from security TO BAGGAGE CLAIM!

We were still in the line at the stated boarding start time .. and then ... oh. em. gee ... still in the line at the stated final boarding / door close time.

As soon as they let me through security, I RAN.  (This is what we've been training for all along, right?  Kind of! lol.)  Pretty sure I put the fastest mile of the weekend on my feet in a desperate attempt to REACH THE GATE.  And I did.  After we boarded, they let on two more.  And then 5 minutes later, re opened the door for another four+!  Tisk, tisk Atlanta ..  staff those security gates appropriately in October please.  (and mental note: add an hour buffer to plans.  better still, no first of day, or last of day flights)

We got there with plenty of time to watch the two races.  Cheering was SO. MUCH. FUN.  The nose and ears were a BIG hit. :) Some serious smile miles on the pig nose.  And the 5K kids were the best.  At the finish line, all you need to do is tell a kid he or she is looking so strong, and are almost there .. and boom, they TAKE OFF!!  Seriously fun to watch. *^_^*

I dare you not to smile, tired runner. ;) 

After the races, to the expo!



This might have been the only part of the weekend that was not completely fun.  (Well, okay, two things .. but the other was not running related.)

THE decision.  I was tempted.  I asked the bib pick up folks what the process would be if I happened to want to switch races.  I walked over to the customer service table they directed me to.  I took note of the form I would need to complete.  I found out how much it would cost.  And then we went to go walking while I thought about it.  And thought about it.  Finally, I thought about it some more.  And I just couldn't make the decision to do it by myself.  I'm not sure what Michele would have decided if I would have just done it, but I just couldn't talk myself into doing it alone.

The following day, I would be furiously thanking all of the commentators that brought me to hesitate!!  But at the expo, when the decision was firm, I just felt bummed and outta gas. So we quickly did a cursory round of exploring, and then were outta there.


Sunday
Distance: 13.1
Time: 2:11:something

Wowzer.  What a course.  I seriously loved it, but my mental game was not prepared!  I hit it hard out of the gate, but let the hills gas me prematurely in miles 6 - 9.  By the time I hit the 10-11 mark, I knew I couldn't get back my PR pace.  This actually shot me in the foot: if I had done the math better, and realized I was still within a minute, I would have probably pushed it.

That said.. no toddler tantrum.  Reasons I think I avoided it:

• Recent PR
• The serious adventure the course itself presented.  Miles 6 - 9 were literally straight up.  And scenic.  There is something amazing about cresting a mountain with views out to the entirety of a world below.  I don't know how all that elevation compares to Publix, but the visibility of something like this just FEELS like a more major miraculous accomplishment.  Plus, unlike in ATL, for the ups, you get some serious downs.  Even if it didn't PR me, at least you are feeling like you put a little zoom in. 
• Kyle and Michele were off their PRs too.  (plus 3/4 of the rest of the tribe)
• The weather got hot and post-rain humid FAST.  I can let that account for why I couldn't push to serious physical hurt.

This is a major blessing, because except for the expo, I spent 100% of my weekend smiling, laughing, and enjoying myself!  Getting better about that.  Yey!

When we were done, I felt what I like to describe as post long race flu.  Feet ache, backache, chills, cranky.  We found beer, advil, and did a poor man's yoga for about an hour at the stadium seating by the river.  It was gorgeous.  And just about all I needed to be back at 100%.  In the blink of an eye, I was making Kyle time how fast Michele and I could get up the stairs. bahahaha.  So all we need to do is run our first 1/2 at race pace, stop and have a beer/do yoga /pound Advil for 30 minutes, and then run the second half in 2:20.  2:10 + 30 + 2:20 = 5:00.  Done. :) haha.  Or we could .. um .. train. hee heee.

Watching the Marathoners
This was awful.  And awesome.  Awful because by the time we got there, every finisher looked like death warmed over.  They were bleeding, and limping, and crying, and basically the most unhappy group of people we'd ever seen.  The weather was probably partial to blame, but Michele and I just kept saying: oh my god, what have we done.  Over and over.

Then we saw OUR marathoners.  Yes, they looked miserable, too.  But LOTS less miserable.  And on seeing us, the uplift was immediate.  Afterward, Tina and Rebecca did all of the post-race celebrating more or less like any of the rest of us. This reiterated the idea of preparation, which brought on ..

The List
In part, due to watching the marathoners come in, for the rest of the weekend I started to compile a list of (serious and not so serious) Dos and Don'ts for Chicago.  On the final night, at 10 pm or so, most of the tribe sat around in the lobby recapping, and so far ..

Marathon Virgin Do(s)
Double the Guu
Salt
Advil
Excessive airport travel time
gas car the night before
wax EVERYTHING
wear sunscreen (said with a fearful footnote that the conversation might be turning into a 90s pop song)
be mindful of time changes
explore coffee options ahead of time
schedule travel with enough down time / expo time
no same day travel post-race

Marathon Virgin Don't(s)
No crying
No spontaneous bleeding
No limping
No walking in the chute
No losing skin
No blisters
No pool after marathon.  Hello chafing.
No farting in your ventilation-less trash bag (figured that one out the hard way. bahahaha)

Marathon Virgin Maybes
Hold hands with your favorite run partner (lol)


Hair (and matching outfit) game

Week in Review: I'm Running a Marathon Y'all!

Monday
Mizuno Monday became Tuesday morning's fun fest this week.  Monday became rest.

Tuesday
Strength training at White Column with the Bookin' Borrachas



Oh dear me.  Not only was I sore for days, but I was so tired from the early alarm that I bailed on the Tuesday evening 10K.  There were other reasons, but I might have been able to handle them if I hadn't been so sleep deprived.

At the gym, we did all sorts of strength-style works out for approximately 40 minutes.  Once per week minimum .. check!

Main reason I bailed on the 6.2 later that evening:  Emily's return to tumbling / cheer classes.




It was SO weird / fun to be back here after a year off; the original sport of obsession.  The only difference with this fam is that it does not motivate ME.  I can't believe I could ever sit still this long WATCHING workouts.  Half way in, I was already up and taking mini walks here and there, itching to DO something.  But it was fun to see my mini up to her amazing acrobatics.  Just admiring her flexibility puts me on proud mama status.  :)

Wednesday
WU. Indicator Run - 1.86. CD
Time - 16:07

Improvement!  Take that Spring 16:49. :) Of course, average pace for this is not better than 5K pace at Singleton, and this was completely flat.  I smell a little sandbagging. bwhahaha.  In my defense, though .. evening run .. hot run .. and plain old every run can't be of astronomic importance.  I am improving.  That's all I need.

Thursday
The Chicago Marathon gods are so merciful!  This was nothing like the NYRR.  By 6:30 AM, I had an email in my inbox saying that my registration had been accepted!

Oh. crap!



I'm running a MAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAATHOOOOOOONNNNN!

Friday
Rest

Saturday
4.5 + 4 hill repeats
Avg Pace: 12:04 + fast

I'm officially running 3 - 1 intervals at 12 min avg pace for these.  When I am lucky (and if I cheat a little ;).  Sunday = long run day is official.

Sunday
Distance: 10+
Avg Pace: 10:28

This run, compared to last Sunday's 13.1, felt HARD!  I am not sure if it was the lower mileage during the week, the temperature, the smaller group, or running slow intervals the day before, but I was NOT. FEELING. IT. Very grateful for Michele.  She kept an easy pace, and we ran the entire thing side by side.  Even after I did the whole airplane-almost-fall / twisted ankle thing, and forced us to walk a couple of minutes. but I walked it out with no trouble, and we were finishing strong in the blink of an eye.  Proof that this is at least 50% mental, though: I thought the whole thing was a slugfest compared to the 13.1; when I looked up the times, we were at exactly the same average pace for both.  (Last Sunday was 10:29).

Coming up



My first travel race!  Headed to Cincinnati, OH this coming weekend to take on the Flying Pig! :) Half-marathon #4 total; half-marathon #2 in 2016.

Very excited about traveling with 20+ friends.  Hotel-ing, running, and breaking bread (plus maybe a few beers) with a big ole pod of runners.  How fun will that be!! *^_^*

Goal wise, I am again trying to be very conservative.  Its only been about a month since the Publix half PR at Publix.  The Pig course proposes to be equally hilly, possibly wet, and I have not incorporated much hill work in the time since official Spring training ended.  So:

10% anything above 2:09:59
50% - 2:09:59
90% goal - opt out, and fun run the marathon

Very okay not hitting a PR, also.  Refer back to Wednesday's 'every run can't be of astronomic importance.' :)





















Other

FRI. DAY. !!!

Tuesday
Distance: 6.2 (#10kTuesday late shift)
Avg Pace: 10:09

This week, we spent a lot of time asking ourselves:  why do we even do this?  Its hard to justify the maybe 'middle' (?) of a running career.  Just a beginner is way long gone.  With it goes the satisfaction of exponential growth.

I am happy with this run, mainly because ...

Fact: Westside is hilly.
Fact: 70+ degrees is not the same as 50 and below
Fact: Milk is not a friend.

But to entertain myself, and really give myself perspective, I scrolled through some history for 6.2 training runs: (and Westside course especially)

10/2014 - 11:31
to
10/6/15 - 10:04
one year = at least 1:30 min per mile shaved

10/13/15 - 10:08
11/10/15 - 12:30 - in pain
12/10/15 - 10:26
12/29/15 - 9:58
2/02/16 - 10:17
2/09/16 - 10:22
04/13/16 - 10:09
6 addt'l months = flat lining

At the very least, proof that I haven't gotten super faster, but I haven't really gotten slower, either.

The difficulty is that my brain discounts anything that isn't major progress.  If I can run sub 10 min pace for 13.1, and continue to shave time off of that distance with each training at races, why can't I consistently keep a high 9 for something as short as 6.2 now?  Or can I, but am I not choosing to?

I think the truth is that I can; I just need to want to.  And it might be going against the "easy" plan for a Tuesday or two, but maybe that's how you get faster?  With a little more push?

I look forward to seeing how/if this mental prep gives me any more or less juice next Tuesday!


Wednesday
Distance: 1/2 WU, 5 x 600s

Meh, the distance was short.  And I didn't think to account for it until after I finished.  (If I would have done the math, and figured out that we were supposed to be at .37, I could have adjusted and run by watch, but it didn't dawn on me).  I ended up at .33 for each '600.'  All of the slight downhill lengths were about 2:20 - 2:37, all of the slight uphill intervals, closer to 2:46 - 2:50.  (More on that when I actually retrieve my watch.)  Pretty confident I could have hit the goal of under 3 minutes, as per indicator chart, for all of these.

Next time, I will double check Mr. Enrique with a warm up GPS-tracked interval. ;)

Now I just need to decide which is better: Riverside or Gwinette.  I think the drive is similar.  The number of participants is similar.  When we have a track at Gwinette, that will be a plus.  When we get kicked to the sidewalk without notice, (like last night), that will be a big con.  I think there are faster people at Riverside (Enrique didn't actually run speed work, so I'd venture to guess Michele and I were it as far as speed work - speed work people).  Riverside is gravely, and scary, but not when its light out, like from now until July.  Miss Jerry, Kyle, Birgit .. and selfies! No major picture takers among the Wed. crowd. Lol.

There are other shenanigans that will play into this decision .. but lets keep it classy! Ha ha. Lets just say I don't know if I can handle the giggle-fest that is Michele + Pam + Me in N. Gwinette.  Bahahaha.

Thursday
Thursday is now a rest day.  Weird.

Friday
I rested this day, too.  Just cuz.

Weekend: Publix Half-Marathon Race Report

Saturday
Distance: 3.1 and Expo with the run buds!
Course: Greenway
Avg Pace: 10:20 (10:48, 10:18, 9:51)
What hurt: Legs made of lead during; Serious 'Top of Foot' pain after.

The plan for the morning was that Kyle, Michele and I would meet up, do a quick 3 easy to keep loose, then drive to the expo, and finally do a course drive, maybe grab lunch.  Fun pre-race morning bonding time. :)

In hind sight, this little run served its purpose.  On Saturday, though, it scared the crap out of me! It was perfect weather, flat, and I was hangin' with my buds.  But while we set out to do a 'very easy' run just to keep things loose, I was actually SHOCKED that all my legs seemed like they COULD do was run an easy three! Eeeep.  Since when.  The legs just didn't want to turn over.  Michele and I stayed together, though, and that's always fun.  When we were done, as usual, the thoughts in our heads were along the lines of: I will never be able to run faster than this .. and for 10 MORE MILES???! Never.  But we got the run off our to-do, and next up .. off to my 1st Expo! :)

Jeff Galloway, the father of run/walk! :)

We're not mean to each other .. really! ;) But here's the story behind these pictures: .. someone started a thread on Facebook about accountability, and goals for the Publix Half/Full Marathon.  I had very modest expectations.  We've spent months hearing about how hill-a-cious this course is, and not much has really changed from this session since the last in terms of overall speed for me, such that I could concretely say I'd banked a PR.  (Not like, say, from half-marathon #1 to half-marathon #2 one year, and 15 lbs later .. I didn't count on shaving 40+ minutes, but I knew I'd PR last Fall, right?).  This go around, not so much.  So, my PR is 2:14 and something seconds ..  comment Judy: 2:13:59.  

Enter Kyle comment: 2:13:58 for Michele and 2:13:57 me.

LMAO! Commence epic text / thread / picture shenanigans.  He swears that by setting a 2:13:59 goal, I was trying to take the lead 1/2 PR for our little mini group  (never mind that all our times were 2:14 and seconds.  I was surely thinking of breaking HIS PR and not MY PR when I made the comment.  LOL.)  Anyhoo, it was the big joke that got our minds off of the race.  #crushkyle hashtag is born.

Then, the story on this one goes like this... Michele and I are in B corral and Kyle is in C. Helpful Michele tells Kyle he needs to sign up at the 1:50 pace group to get into B so we can all start together. So he does. And now heeeee's baaaaack.  So I'm joking around that I don't want him anywhere near me.  This is a crush-off!  Haha.  She says "we would have to be at 1:45 to be in corral A". While we had no aspirations of being in that pace group, it was another perfect opportunity to tease Kyle. The take away for Kyle is, if you didn't keep stopping to buy stuff we wouldn't have had so many opportunities for mischievous pictures!!!

After the expo we decided to drive the course.  ALL 13.1 miles.  Boy was that torture.  BUT!  It helped A LOT with envisioning the elevation & route the next day.  

By the time we got to lunch, I was hobbling. :/  Top of foot pain.  After lunch, I decided to take a risk.  Pedicure with some foot massaging to make it all better?  Fingers crossed it didn't make it all worse!  Then I started up with Ibuprophen, and that through Saturday night and Sunday morning shut Top of Foot pain up good.  Hurrah!  

Me: Don't touch the callouses.  I need those. 

Wonder Woman fast!

I spent the rest of the day organizing .. pre-race gear, my run drawer, the laundry.  The cleaner my house, the calmer I stay.  Ultramarathon Man put me to sleep at the desired time, and pre-race day could not have gone any better!

Sunday
Course: Publix Half Marathon
Official Finish Time: ******* 2:10:12 *******
Avg Pace: 9:56 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overall: 2708th of 5941
Female: 1080th of 3168
Female 35-39: 195th of 528

BOOM!

Oh the joy.  The sheer and absolute joy!  What a fantastic race!! :)  I was WAY early to carpool; oops.  But that ended up being the only mistake of the morning!  Yippy.  I started the race with familiar faces all about me.  I gave Michele my first mile and change, but she really took off from there.  Before I knew it, we were running under 9s before mile 3.  Time to say Good Bye to Ms. Michele already!  It was going to be too much of a risk to try and hold her pace, hoping she'd fall into something more reasonable sooner rather than later; I knew I couldn't bank on that.  So as much as I love running with her for more of the race, the only chance of it would be if I worked my way back up to her in the next 10 miles, after she'd finished her going out fast phase.  That ended up not being the case; she had the under 9 start under her belt solid.  And I never saw her again.  Woo, Craig!

Next was Kyle.  And oh dear, it only took me 2-3 more miles to say good bye to him also.  Can't even be mad at the dude. lol.  He knows his long-distance strengths, and boy has he sped up.  Much progress for me in that this didn't even phase me. :)   (No toddler tantrums in running. Haha)  I was actually completely confident in deciding to let each of them go; I had a race plan strategy of tightening up my pace delta / spread, and of running positive with fairly consistent splits, due to the lay out of the course.  If running with them didn't help me in that effort, I had to let it be.  

Marjorie (behind Michele and I in start picture) proved to be my best hang time bud.  We were together for about the entire thing, with her leading the way through maybe mile 8 or 9, and me out in front by a hair the rest.  In hindsight, I might have been able to give a little more in middle miles, but never having actually run this race, I would not have known how much would have been TOO much.  Too much would have meant a walk late in the race, and maybe forgoing my PR all together.  Couldn't risk it.  And the actual race, maintaining the average pace I was coveting, in its entirety did not completely kick my ass.  I felt fueled, I felt hydrated.  There were a few moments where now I wished I would have dug a tiny bit deeper .. in the park, and before I could see the finish line.  More PR than expected is ALWAYS a good thing.  But per watch, I was already solidly maintaining a good bank on 2:13; there was not motivation to possibly risk it all and end up (eep) without a PR.  So maybe, just maybe, I can PR some races without complete puke-fest efforts?  Maybe that's reserved for special special occasions, and shorter distances?  Or maybe I have to train on that more; getting more comfortable with 'losing my shit' so to speak, and knowing what that looks like for each distance, while still knowing I won't end up with a DNF.  Whichever it is, this race, with its -4 min ~30 second shave on the PR goes down as both a major win, and even more learning. HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

And .. and ... and.  HAIR GAME!  Hair PR for sure! ;)  Emily made these for me the night before, and with enough hair spray .. they stayed in overnight!  Woo. :) :) :) One 2016 resolution goal down.  And hair game is for sure now a part of pre-important-race ritual.  More boxer braids in this girl's future. Haha!

Women's 5K Training & Other Nonsense
Distance: WU .5, 3 miles at 2-1 intervals.

After the show, its the after party, right?  More running!! This is the LAST Sunday training run for Women's 5K.  I was a little emotional. *^_^*  I could hardly run/walk, but I tried my best because there were for sure enough participants in the 2-1 intervals in need of a lead.  So Involuntary marathon training, Day 1, check!  As soon as we returned to Armour for the final stretch, I started to walk.  Run-leading from behind because one tight calf said NO WAY to anything else at that point.  The ladies were so awesome; I'd call an interval, and the participant in front of me would call it for the participant in front of her.  Run-lead hack. Picked up a jog again, and finished off the 5K.  During stretching, I also found myself a pod of trainees to run the race with.  Very excited.  They have a goal of coming in under 40.  We .. of course .. are going to CRUSH that. ;)  I think they're capable of under 35.  But ssssshhhh, we won't tell them that right yet.

Good Measure Meals "After" Weigh-In
Drum roll please.  When we started the Women's training session, Good Measure Meals had us use their Tanita scale for Body Composition metrics.  I <3 numbers. :) I didn't really think that there had been enough time to see measurable results, especially as a lead who already was working out pretty intensely before training started, compared to say the participants who probably would see the most rapid of changes, as they were just committing to all of this for the first time.  But I am very happy to report these changes:

1/20
Weight 145.6
Fat % 36.4
Fat Mass 53lbs
Metabolic Age - 49
BMI 28

3/20
Weight 140.4
Fat % 34.7
Fat Mass 48.8
Metabolic Age - 44
BMI 27.4

WOO!

Ongoing Target Goals
BF % 27
Target Weight: 125
Fat to Lose: 15

Other Nonsense
And then .. just when the weekend (and this accounting there of) could not get any longer, I noticed that I had 37,800 steps on FitBit upon landing at home.  The Walking Dead or walking around the living room and kitchen to hit 40,000?  I choose both!  :)  If he didn't before, my husband now thinks I am COMPLETELY BONKERS.  "You ran a half marathon?  Why are you walking around in circles?"  Well .. ummm.. because badges! ;)

Coming Up
A break!  As much as I have enjoyed both spring training sessions, I am also very excited to put the doubling up to bed for a while!  We'll take it easy this week; even the Women's 5K will end up not being at race effort.  Next week, we'll go back to whatever corresponding week will get us to the Flying Pig 1/2 marathon on May 1 in race shape.  (I think this puts us 'back' at 11-12 mile long runs starting this or next weekend).  I'll be out the week of 4/4.  SPRING BREAK.  WOO.  Still running, though.  But running along highway 30A, without work and other responsibilities sounds A-MAZING.  My idea of a vacation, for sure!  The Saturday we come back is the 1st day of In-Training for Peachtree.  Kyle & I will be leading up the 10 minute pace group out in Suwanee.  Very excited to get that started.  So coming up summary: Women's 5K race day, Peachtree Kick Off, Spring Break, Peachtree training start, Singelton 5k/10k, then Flying Pig 1/2, and post Pig, kick tri-training into the next gear.

Did I say break?

Week In Review: Pre-Race Ponderings

Monday

Distance: .5 WU, 3.1, .5 cool down walk

Pace: 9:04 (for the work .. I reset after the WU, and hadn't done the cool down yet when I took the picture. no watch.)

About this run:

I ditched Kyle this afternoon because I am a wimp about running in the rain, and right at about 5pm, it was really coming down.  Whether the excuse of wanting no blisters on race day is legit or not, I can't be sure.  

Because running on the treadmill is boring, I didn't do the cool down to 5-6.  I just did .5 WU, and 3.1 trial run, plus a CD walk after.  I played with the incline: either 1.0, or 0.5 for all except the last 0.1 meters at flat, which in the race will be a good bit of down-hill.  This wasn't exactly so that I could mimic the course, but I didn't want to totally discount the work out in my head for being on a treadmill, and knew that would happen if I didn't at least have a little incline challenge.

This trial run is a nice boost for my ego; it was later in the evening, not a race, not with anyone, on a boring treadmill, no music .. and still faster than at Hearts & Soles.  So I CAN do better.  It still does not 100% lock it up (like say if I had run a 26:07, lol), but it helps me believe that something with a 27 lead digit is very much within the realm of possible again.  So my goals for MJFC5K:

10% - 2015 Peachtree qualifying time for Wave D -  27:28 (8:52 PACE)

50% - PR - 27:46 (8:57 PACE)

75% - Lead with a 27 digit (9:02 PACE)

90% - Better than Hearts & Sole 28:34 (9:13 PACE)

The trickiest question by far for me then is: do I let my body pace the first mile, and bank time, hoping that its not actually banking time, but a happy surprise new pace at which I can run the whole race ..  or force myself to run no more than 8:52 pace for mile 1, and hope I can convince myself to just tear it up with all I've got left in the last mile, after I am tired (?).  The first approach is how most of my other 5K PRs were hit.  I didn't even watch my pace; I ran hard the 1st mile (and I'm not talking like 8:45 .. I'm talking like 8:20s), wall-ed & nursed the second mile (9:30s), then kicked the last mile (whatever math gets me back to 8:58 avg pace).  Not doing that scares me, but it's also nice to imagine a scenario where a 'steady wins the race' approach could make a PR not feel as rough, and I never have to worry about tanking from having gone out too fast.  I suppose the decision will come on race day, and not before.  Its a very small race, and starts down hill.  The gradual incline return makes up most of mile two, and mile 3 is a slight downhill again, except right at the finish, where it flattens, and maybe inclines a tiny bit again.  So the course itself will almost prod me to hit it hard at the start, easy at the middle, and with all I have left at the end.  Decisions, decisions.

Tuesday

Wednesday

Commence selling of souls to devils.  Pre-race rituals span the gamete, but my go-to for "Important Races" is 'to die for.' Alas the dirty work has been done, and I survived to live another day.  Hurrah!

.. begin TMI for the ladies only and/or for the fellows who don't mind funny lady TMI ...

LAWD!  Dear, dear lawd!  Why do I do this to myself???  What possible reason would anyone ever have to WILLINGLY allow (and pay for) the torture and mutilation of ones most intimate of lady parts?

I can't claim ignorance.  I have danced this dance before.  Unfortunately, it is a vague recollection that is quickly muddled in the mind, as is the case with most instances of serious shock.  And I'd put it off for too long ...  Cuba vs. Brazil in the death match of a century, live on pay per view.  DING, DING, DING!

How, pray tell, will this help me?

I spend 45 plus minutes willing myself not to Hadouken kick the sweet lady with a thick accent in the gut, mashing her up against the inspirational quote wall.  At first, I kept myself from doing real damage only barely, but because she is always so very sweet and pleasant when you first walk in.  It would just be in bad form to knock out the person who lovingly covered you in talcum powered, like no one has done since the blessed mother who birthed you.  Ten minutes in, that excuse no longer applies.  Now I will myself not to kick her out of sheer fear.  If this is what she does for a living, I start to imagine that on impact of knee to gut, she'd laugh heartily, grow to a height encompassing the entire building, and breath fire on the whole of our universe.  I keep still when she tells me to, fight back the tears obediently, and try hard to believe her when she says: okay one more and almost done.  

... again, and again.

Ha!  I was playing with writing myself a little message somewhere near my Tom Tom watch for the race, and played with where I would put it this AM.  When I saw it on my hand mid-appointment, hilarious!  Possibly not how Coach Bianca envisioned us using this hashtag! ;)

The most bitter sweet words you'll ever know:  okay, now turn over and spread your cheeks!  LAWD!

... And I have now done all I can ...

In more standard news, since I skipped Tuesday (5-6 miles), I owed SOMETHING tonight.  Enter bargaining.  Treadmill, not rain.  One mile WU.  1 mile PR.  One.one mile walk.  OR, no mile PR = 2 more miles at 10:30ish easy(er) pace.  Result: hit! :)  (nothing makes for motivation like the possibility of shortening a workout!) New unofficial one mile PR: 8:12.  Woop.

Plus .. Coach Bianca's torture-fest (aka Mizuno Wednezday strength training) was virtual today.  Normally, when she is in town, they are too far for me to attend.  But when she is out, she posts them to the training FB site, and I am tempted to try.  Today's madness:

Dynamic Stretching, then warm up:  Lunge walks, Side Shuffle walks, line jumps forward, line jumps side to side, high knees and butt kicks (x2).

I was already dead by here!  Then slow glute activation -- clam shells, fire hydrants, wall hikes (x2).

Finally, before the work out, without knowing why, she had us pick a TWO word reason for why you love to run.  My answer: butt wellness.  I really meant butt envy.  As in, I want Bianca's butt.  I should have gone with that.  Butt wellness translated to:

B - 15 push ups
U - 1 Min Plank
T - 30 Tow Touches
T - 30 Tow Touches
W - 10 Push Ups
E - 40 Mtn Climbers
L - 2 Min Wall Sits
L - 2 Min Wall Sits
N - 10 Jump Squats
E - 40 Mtn Climbers
S - 10 Burpees
S - 10 Burpees

I had to stop there because I was going to puke!  God, for a girl who can run a lot, I am seriously out of shape! lol.  After your own two words, she also wanted: Mizuno WedneZday.  If I did that, buh bye race goal.  Maybe buh bye life! LOL.  But it is a wake up.  I will try to get in at least the same virtual Mizuno Wednesday workout each Wed. until I can get through the whole thing.

A. 30 Toe Touches                                                                           N. 10 Jump Squats

B. 15 Push Ups                                                                                  O. 20 Jumping Jacks

C. 1min Plank Hold                                                                           P. 20 ToeTouches                           

D. 15 Burpees                                                                                    Q. 45s Plank Hold            

E. 40 Mountain Climbers                                                               R. 20 Jump Squats           

F. 15 Push Ups                                                                                   S. 10 Burpees

G. 1 Min Plank Hold                                                                         T. 30 Toe Touches

H. 30 Jump Squats                                                                           U. 1 Min Plank Hold

I. 1 Min Wall Sit                                                                                 V. 30 Mountain Climbers

J. 30 Jumping Jacks                                                                          W. 10 Push Ups

K. 20 Push Ups                                                                                  X. 50 Jumping Jacks

L. 2 Mins Wall Sit                                                                               Y. 90s Wall Sit

M. 50 Mountain Climbers                                                             Z. 20 STAR JUMPS

Thursday 

Distance: 1 mile WU, 2 mile race pace, 1 mile CD (modified from 2 mile WU, 2x2 mile intervals, 1 mile CD .. for race's sake).
Pace for work interval: 8: friggin 52.  BOOM!

The hey is in the barn now, so to speak.  I can hold the race pace for two flat miles at moderate effort.  On race day: hopefully less wind, more adrenaline, and people to chase.  Also 1.1 more miles, a few gradual inclines, and no speedy Coach Gazelle zooming by to give me something to chase hard for 0.5. But clearly, I've set the right goal.  Possible, but tough enough that I have to fight for it.